Shorties: SONA (take two)

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I listened to the SONA yesterday (7.25.2011) in FM while at work and it went something like this:

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Bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang  bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang  bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang  bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang  bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla bla bla bla bla bla wangwang bla.


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At the end of the speech, I could not remember what wangwang means anymore.

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