Theater: Defending the Caveman (through Humor) (01.14.12)

I was looking for some place to go one day and it got me to Ticketworld. No good concert was on this week but I saw this event that looked really interesting, a one-man play entitled Defending the Caveman. I googled it quick and words like 'long-running', 'funny', 'a must for your date' and how the tickets were priced, (the front seats are just priced at 1200 a ticket) I set when I was to buy it. To my surprise CashCashPinoy was offering huge cut on the orchestra seats (we got it for 500) and the next thing we knew, we were seated at the front center of the stage.

I thought we were really lucky to have the spots because without the voucher, our 500 will only take us to the very back. It was fun at first until we got paranoid. Why are we seated here? Why the very front? Why the very center? Will this have an audience participation? What, in front of these rich old people here? Noooo!!! So me and bf decided to not act like a couple. It hard not to cuddle but we have no choice. This slight discomfort or be up there in the spotlight.

The play started with a montage of Joel Trinidad and his wife Emmy, pictures of them when they were kids until they got married. They also have a video that paints a picture of their everyday life living together taking into account the tiniest details of the differences of men and women.

I was a bit scared that the play would be really boring and have dragged my bf to a lazy afternoon instead of watching Sherlock Holmes but it was surprisingly fun and informative I feel like we've cheated our way there. The jokes are relatable, the miming of Emmy and women in general are hilarious.

It's really a shame that there are only a few shows but I assure you it's that good I won't be surprised tht they'd do more reruns, probably with a different guy, which I highly doubt, since Joel Trinidad was just perfect. I didn't get to video the thing though, nor take a photo because I always thought it's prohibited inside plays but take it from me, once you hear that the play is on? Don't hesitate to take your date with you. I won't promise that you will learn a thing from him after but I'm a 100% sure you will laugh. And yeah. It's safe for couples. :-D


  1. The gods instructed Pharroh to give the Jews all that gold as temptation, and it worked.
    So unlike Pharroh, but an effective corruptor which was responsible for the 40 years of warmongering under Joshua. This caused another host of problems to befall the Jewsish people as well.
    What a bunch of dumb-ass kikes. The gods used them as "minor partners" with the Italians in the destruction of Planet Earth.

    Even as peasant farmers we could be lulled::Good weather, bountiful harvests, etc. This is what old-world preachers were good for.
    This stereotypical preacher had classic preaching styles:::Loud, damnation-fueled teachings. Contrast to today, preachers who are lulling the Damned into cruise control. The old-world style was important to snap people out of complacency. Unfortunately, in today's enviornment people consider this style insulting, and they lose a precious message designed for the favored of yesterday.

    The Republicans got tired of being fingered for the corrupt trash they are and this time around timed the crisis so it would fall into the Democratic Administration's lap with the bailout scandal. Republican donors/friends enjoyed enrichment at the expense of the taxpayer, as we saw with the S&L Scandal in the 80s, but this time they dodged the scorn associated and tried to unload it on the opposing party.
    The entire real estate scandal was different, but fools who do what they are told greased the wheels of this crisis. Now they have the information they need, been foreclosed on and evicted, and are left holding an empty bag labeled "immortality".
    The gods played both sides of this event as they typically do, and those to whom they sold the real estate scam to in the 90s profiteered in the 2000s when the sub-prime machine flew into full gear during the peak of the market in 2005-2007. But we are all judged for our behavior, real or clone host, and despite perception of priveledge those who participated will suffer poetic justice, unless they have slipped into Damnation and are no longer eligible for punishment.
    The gods position their theater like this for a reason::::This alienates the masses who flock to the party of evil liberalism while using the Republicans to prepare for god's will with governmental insolvency and the destruction of the true "evil empire".

    The United States is a dumping ground for the disfavored. THis was how it was used during European immigration, this is how it is used today.
    The Japanese Earthquake/Tsunami of 3/11/11 was actuslly a good sign for the people. Alarming because it came decades after their most recent admitted atrocities during WWII, at least they will experience corrective punishment, whereas the United States won't be as lucky.
    Russia too enjoyed corrective punishment for the 1980 invasion of Afghanistan.
    THere is something about this country. Interferring/injuring the Afghan people incurrs he god's wrath. It cost the SOviets their protection of communism. Now the gods have leveled the playing field among the last few white peoples who still enjoyed it on their way to a homogeneous global enviornment. If I am right about the United States we won't be as lucky. When we go down it will be for good, and there will be no recovery.
    Yes, the clone host fake politicians have been planning for this for decades. Ronald Reagan turned a $1 trillion Federal debt into $6 trillion at the end of his Administration. Much like W in Iraq, this served to terminate the favor of a group of people. Reagan just didn't have to do it with violence as W did, but he did do it against white people, which says something.
    I believe in killing, non-reincarnation:::The only way Planet Earth will achieve sustainability is if we "take out the trash" and the gods allow the most disfavored among us to be eliminated. The bouy is sinking, social decay is becoming ruinous and unless it begins to rise to the surface the gods will get their way and life will end on Planet Earth.

  2. Glad that you enjoyed the shows! More theater plays coming your way at amazing discount prices! Stay tuned to!